Doc Humor

Some notes found in patients charts

* the operation was a success, but the patient died.

* the patient refused autopsy.

* the patient has no previous history of suicides.

* patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

* on the second day, the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.

* the patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.